ya know i'm not that big a fan of him


Orlando


Which Celebrity would you hook up with if you were drunk?
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psylock


Picture this
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better storm1!


Picture this
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this ones for my soapie


Orlando


Picture this
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You're Godzilla!

Fancy that! who knew that one day in phsyics class
would spawn a revolution such as you? Keep
chewing on tall buildings. We like you no other
way!


SO YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ADVENTURE CREW CHARACTER!
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You are Proffesor X!

You are highly capable of any task and you care
deeply for the ones surrounded by you. Enough
to risk your life for them!


Which of the X-men do you resemble most?
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Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.


What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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"I expect to pass through this world but once;
any good thing therefore that I can do, or any
kindness that I can show to any fellow
creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or
neglect it, for I shall not pass this way
again."
Ettiene De Grellet


What Motivates You?
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nice quote
i don't believe it, but it's nice
cos ya see next life i'm comin back as a cat who owns sumone like me, nice n comfy
then i'll come back as a humon, TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
oops did i say that out loud?

You are a Sylph!
The sylphs are the air spirits. Their element has
the highest vibratory rate of the four (beside
earth, fire, water). They live hundreds of
years, often reaching one thousand and never
seeming to get old. They are said to live on
the tops of mountains. The leader of the sylphs
is a being called Paralda who is said to dwell
on the highest mountain of Earth.

Sylphs often assume human form but only for short
periods of time. The vary in size and can be as
large as a human. They are volatile and
changeable. The winds are their particular
vehicle. The work through the gases and ethers
of the Earth and are kindly toward humans.
Slyphs are usually seen with wings, looking
like cherubs or fairies. Because of their
connection to air, which is associated with the
mental aspect, one of their functions is to
help humans receive inspiration. The sylphs are
drawn to those who use their minds,
particularly those in creative arts.


Which Type Of Faery Folk Are You?
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btw
soulsis i did like the little song n "dance"

You should be dating a Sagittarius.
22 November - 21 December
Your mate is frank and open, optimistic and honest.
Though the Archer can display bouts of
argumentative, impatient and critical
behaviour, he or she is extremely adventurous
in bed.


What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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ROFLMAO


Power Rangers Movie!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Good stuff, you are "Wedding? I love
weddings! Drinks all around." You're the
life of the party and nothing gets you down,
not even certain death at the hands of your
zombie nemesis or the Navy. Come to think of
it, realism isn't your strong suit...


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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*rolls eyes*
my wooes cat is lyin on the bed, on her back with her feet in the air and a silly grin on her face
*shakes head*

Seer


The ULTIMATE personality test
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okay so i haven't been on.... bite me
i have been havin to get up real early to get the kids to before school so i can go to a course, so my sister n i can start a biz
mostly fun
cep now i've got a bad cold which gave me a "cold saw" as well
now i know why they are called cold saws LOL fever blisters i call em
anyway so much for the pity line

nuffin happin here
no news is good news i guess
and i don't have any thoughts to pass on and i can't remember any of my dreams, at least i have no idea if i dreamed sumthings or not, havin a fever can do that, i don't know what i dreamed n what really happened
not sure if that is a bad thing, most likely it is
my poor daughter got sick with this cold/flu thingy the day before she was to go away on camp, was she upset or what

my cats diet is not doin to good, she hasn't lost any weight, go figger
what other tit-bits

nup nuffin
just don't expect me on here for awhile
what with early nites n early mornins n things sigh there's no time

oh soulsis
my puter is not workin to well at moment
n icq didn't work for me
may have to send the puter out or sumfin
love ya tho, remember your the bestest person in the WHOLE world
n i'll torture anyone who says different
been thinkin about accpuncture ant it's possiblities but sssshhhh don't tell anyone

just a fun site

Planet 24

i just HAVE to post this one it is my fav

Helpdesk problems...


This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time.I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations)!

"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"
"They disappeared."

"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."

"Nothing?"
"It's a blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV."
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the! other cable."
"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"
"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."

"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."

"A power............a power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too f*****g stupid to own a computer."

Commenting on a complaint from a Mr Arthur Purdey about a large gas
bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high
for the time of year. It's possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the
gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house."
(The Daily Telegraph)

Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami
in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing
her Italian boyfriend.
(The Manchester Evening News)

Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because
they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they
don't want the public to know what it looks like.
(The Guardian)

A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was
rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman
commented, "This sort of thing is all too common".
(The Times)

At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard on the
spot and asked him to estimate the windspeed. He replied he was sorry,
but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had
just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.
(Aberdeen Evening Express)

Mrs Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with
her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week do
her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945. She recalled "He'd
always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the
middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out "Heil Hitler."
(Bournemouth Evening Echo)