I have passed test, and I am now deemed worthy to be known as a ... ... Druidess. In the war between good and evil, a Druidess tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.I am gifted with the elemental plane of Air.

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The fury of a storm, the gentle strength of the morning sun, the cunning of the fox, the
power of the bear-all these and more are at the druid’s command. Their spells are oriented toward
nature and animals. In addition to spells, druids gain an increasing array of magical powers, including the ability to take the shapes of animals.The druid however,
claims no mastery over nature. That claim, she says, is the empty boast of a city dweller.
The druid gains her power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. To trespassers
in a druid’s sacred grove, to those who feel the druid’s wrath, the distinction is overly
fine.

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Your powers are highly attuned to the elemental plane of air. Storms and the powers of the winds come at your beck and call. Sometimes a magic user tuned to the elemental plane of air has the power to fly at will, and infuse his living body with the powers of his element. Often mages of air will build their strongholds or magical dwellings in high places such as mountain tops or flying citadels high above the earth where they can be close to their element. Some of the more powerfull spells in your arsenal include Lightning Bolt, Desert Twister, and Divine Wind.

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ROFL...you wish

After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Dr. stood solemnly at her bedside.
I have something I must tell you about your baby. What's wrong, the alarmed
mother asked? Your baby is a hermaphrodite. What's that? It means your baby
has both male and female parts. Oh my Goddess that's wonderful! , the woman
exclaimed. You mean it has a penis and a brain?

I do, I got 14/14, clever me

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had me in tears

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.



After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists .... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.