9.10.04


what does this do

buttons buttons every where

ooo colour

lalalalalala

anyway i'll try the image things another time

i like red \/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\/\


this makes me laugh

To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

6.10.04

now i wanted to say sumfin ere

oh yeah.....

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

not sure if that feels better

okay gettin to....., one, of the the things i wanted to say
have you noticed how dark most things are these days
just watching the Star Trek, the Enterprise, the one before Kirk
and it doesn't have any of the fun the origanal had
it's all dark, nasty stuff, where's the fun, the humour
okay i think there is such a thing as the humon chaos factor
in the universe, but what they do these days does not seem anywhere as interesting
i believe as much as the next person that humons are a nasty, messy, evil minded creature
but really can't we have more interestin stories
i think they need more role playing sciripts
what happens in role playing is FAR more interesting

ya can tell i never had a diary when i was young
and :oP to leonie, so i can't spell

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You rule. in 15 years, you won't be as known as you
are now, but most of the people that will know
you then will like you (or else I'll beat them
with a stick). You're nice to listen to.

What band from the 80s are you?