i think i'm gettin square eyes
i've spent most of the day on the puters
savin from one n printin on the other
that's why you couldn't get hold of me today soulsis

oh btw
i have two puter here at moment
one belongs to a group i'm with
have you ever come across sum1 who is a new spirit?
that's what this puter's like
blank (think it's looking up to my old puter)
if i do have a gremlin i'm sure it's teachin the newie what ever it can

oh that little bit had to do with my car, not my cats which think i'm their pet (of course)
my car, the other nite, well lets just say, my car is old and not very tolerant
now being an old car lots of things don't work, ie, heater, wipers (on passenger side), door handles
so lets talk about door handles, the driver's door has a habit of lockin if i want to get in
so i try to remember to have the keys with me at all time
friday nite on a cold wet evenin, i was pickin my chicks up from after school
so i gave the keys to my Connor, he's very good at things like organisin me n stuff
but........ this nite i gave him my keys to open the back of the car
and what did he do .............. he put the keys in the car n shut the door /:o|
me havin been elsewhere that day had locked all the other doors, those that needed it
so there we were cold n hungry n wantin to go home n the keys were in the car
sure i tried all the doors, even the back one, NONE of them would open
so i ring RACV on my mobile and waited.......n waited......n waited...........
at last a person came on line n i told her what had happen
she said there would be sum1 there within the hour ARGH
not happy but what could i do
being me i think, "give the doors one more try"
now if u read back i said i had tried all the doors, this is true i DID try all the doors n none of them would open
........................ UNTIL AFTER I HAD PHONED RACV N WAITED N WAITED N GOT SUM1 ON THE WAY
BEFORE THE DRIVER DOOR WOULD OPEN
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
that's the kind of spirits that live around me

read GREMLINS
i liked it
don't know what my GERMLIN's like, if i have one
if i do, i think she's very old
happy to sit n watch what havoc happens
sendin the occasional troble to my family :oD (i like her)
but mostly it's the whole spirit of the puter
like everything around me
the things around me all have fun playin with my life
wether it be bossin me around, ie; CATS
to just punishin me if i don't pay them any attention
or listen to them if they think i SHOULD do a certain thing
like attacts like i guess

grumble why doesn't NSM have archives |:o(

was talkin to my lovely soapie earlier today and she told me how sum silly little
r.e. teacher wanted em all to write up they own obituary........................../:o|
WHERE DO THEY GET THESE IDIOTS
maybe she was trying to be clever and find out which kids were suicidal
sum how i think sum1 with so little brains wouldn't be able to pic up a hitchhiker
let alone a teen angst *rolls eyes*

1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5. The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

6. There are more chickens than people in the world.

7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the
Parliament building is an American flag.

10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

11. No word in the English language rhymes with month,
orange,silver,or purple.

12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

13. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial
on the back of the $5 bill.

14. Almonds are a member of the peach family.

15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

16. Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable.

17. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

18. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora
la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

19. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

20. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

21. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

22. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

23. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

24. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after
Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

25. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

27. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

28. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

29. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

30. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by
a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

32. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

33. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

34. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

35. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

NOW you know everything....
You could be a TEENAGER!!!!!!!

Bloody good funnies

1. Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look
for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's
dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at
the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy
a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met
everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind
to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
he's really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "THEIRS"?

oh n btw
BeBe n Soapie if you get caught doin sum of the quizzes u shouldn't
NOT MY FAULT :op


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We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John.

Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pants every time we sneeze.

When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions will invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with our big cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10 ) good push," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the bastard (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb. bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines. The teen years. Need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our mid-30's to early 40's while hubby had is somewhere around his 18th birthday (which just happens to be the reason all that early hot man sex got you pregnant in the first place).

Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves. Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

Now I love being a woman but "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby.

Women are the "weaker sex?" Yeah right. Bite me.

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