ROFL...you wish

After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Dr. stood solemnly at her bedside.
I have something I must tell you about your baby. What's wrong, the alarmed
mother asked? Your baby is a hermaphrodite. What's that? It means your baby
has both male and female parts. Oh my Goddess that's wonderful! , the woman
exclaimed. You mean it has a penis and a brain?