wisdom to live by;

Toilet Stall Wisdom

• Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
—Women's restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE

• Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
— Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
up with her crap.
— Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

• Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
— Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

• A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
have trouble with it.
— Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

• No wonder you always go home alone.
— Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

• Beauty is only a light switch away.
— Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
— Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

• If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
— Revolution Books, New York, New York

• Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
— Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

• Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them
soggy and hard to light.
— The Janitor

• What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
— Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY